swearin in ceremony

Aahhh geez...what ten men could not achieve is done in one bout of boredom. Referring to the repeated attempts of some my friends to convince me to start a blog. (2 men x 5 attempts each = 10 men). aarrgh...what the hell? Tis all bout venting out anyways. And ranting is my hobby. So the scraps of the day are going to be fed into this lil watering hole for all u miserable ppl who are caught unawares.
So here i solemnly swear by the gut of the chicken i just fed myself with, that i will honestly and sincerely (whats the difference) jam in so much of nonsense into each blog, that i myself will feel nauseated on reading it the second time, if at all. I also take an oath to use this medium for screwing up every mf who comes in the way of national progress, good meat, beer and free porn. Apart from that I have absolutely no clue as to what I can achieve in this forum. Yeah there will be the usual intellectual masturbation, but as all forms of self fulfilled pleasures, it will be short lived and will keep coming and going. Dont pay any particular attention to it. May God save us all!!(all? except those mfs of course).
aahhh....so there we are with a perfectly good waste of time. My first blahg. blahg blahg blahg...am running away...waat naansense?!